Who Wants Their Own Secret Lair?

Admit it: at some point in your humdrum life, you wished you had your own secret lair. It’s like a home, except way cooler. You’d get to stock it with exotic pets, rare artifacts, and disposable lackeys to do your every bidding.

What would yours look like? Would it be spartan, like an underground labyrinthine bunker complex stocked with soldiers? Or would you hide it in plain sight, like a metropolitan high rise suite? How about going full-on volcanic island lair?

Well, we can’t offer you any of that.

But we don’t want to crush your dreams entirely. So we’re doing the next best thing. We’re providing the blueprints of how to achieve it on your own – by giving away a copy of What’s He Building In There.

From one group of mad scientists to another, though, we have to put you through a bit of a test first. To prove you’re one of us. See, the game comes with a list of Doomsday Weapons and Escape Plans, as listed below. And we’re asking for you to come up with one new one of each kind. If you’re a true evil genius, we’re sure you have dozens lying around.

You can check the contest out on our Facebook page, or by entering below. Just follow the entry form, and proceed with the contest. The more you do, even if just one, you still have a better chance than not entering at all. Of course you’re welcome to do that too. But your odds of winning drop to zero. No pressure or anything.


Existing Doomsday Weapons Existing Escape Plans
Alchemistic Goldifier Carboat
Beast Gigantifier Dirigible
Death Ray Hovercraft
Insane-o-Gas Rocket
IQ-reducing Idiotifier Speedboat
Neuterizing Bomb Submarine
Phereomonic Stupefyer Truck


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The Fine Print: The Cardboard Republic, in conjunction with Baksha Games, is giving this game away strictly for entertainment purposes. This act is not a paid endorsement by Baksha or any other entity. This contest is open to individuals only. Staff members of The Cardboard Republic and Baksha Games are not eligible to participate.