You know what’s annoying? Batteries. Sure they’re great at being efficient power storage devices whose very existence makes portable electronics possible, but every battery eventually runs out of juice at some point. Almost every person can relate to how frustrating...
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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing… The development, study, practice, and reverence of martial arts have been a staple part of...
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Dice. They are the penultimate icon of luck, of chance, of the unpredictable. Dice are harbingers of chaos and the unknown, avatars of a randomized universe wherein only they truly know how events will unfold. Dice are willful, whimsical, and...
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McFly! Now look here Mc..hey, wait a minute. You’re not McFly. You certainly look like him though. Then again, all our employees look the same to me…No bother. Look, how are we doing with our sales projections? What do you...
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There is little doubt that children are some of the most creative, most imaginative, most wonderful storytellers around. To them, things don’t have to make logical sense or adhere to a cohesive set of rules. The more children lack in...
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Don’t you hate it when you’re sitting there, minding your own business, and some crazy person opens up a portal to your world to proceed to ask for your help? Some world you’ve never heard of is in danger and...
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Look, we all knew the end of the world was coming at the hands at the hands of our computers. It’s been a given pretty much as long as we’ve had them. It really shouldn’t come as a shock to...
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Ruling a kingdom is never easy. We have experimented with all sorts of ways to govern throughout history, and over time, we figured out that some of them proved better than others. Of course, none of us are Goblins. In...
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Thirteen, we have thirteen. Do I hear fourteen? Anywhere? Fourteen to the tall gentleman in the back! Fifteen, fifteen? Fourteen going once – fifteen to the gnome down in front! Sorry m’am, didn’t see you there. Now that we have...
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Think back to the last time you went strawberry picking. Remember how it was a warm, sunny day. Remember the sweet smell of the fresh strawberries on the vine and the juicy taste of ones newly plucked. Also, remember how...
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